Monday, September 25, 2006

Kirstie Alley is a big mean jerk

Why is an E-List Hollywood star flipping off the paparazzi? To give credit to Kirstie, giving the paparazzi the finger is better than chasing after them with a knife and fork, which she would have done last year when she was a little more “portly.” You know what she also used to do last year: routinely close down buffets. I think she also killed JFK, if anonymous Internet message boards are to be trusted